Stolen from Jenn's blog.
This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
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13 comments:
HAHAHHAAH!!!! True and funny!
That is very cute.
I needed a good laugh. Thank you.
Ain't that the truth. :O)
Why YES it is!!!1 To funny, but sad too ;)
This made me laugh. (and also made me sad) I might steal it for my blog...I'll give you (well, Jenn) credit, though!
LOL!
HA! Love it!
You forgot to mention that if you are a military family, every 4th month your spouse works for free since he's paid with tax money and he also pays taxes :)
LOL ~ that's pretty good!!!
HAHAHA, I love this!!!!!
Lori Kyle
WAY too funny! OK, it's sad, too.
Don't give me credit for it... I took it from another blog (Ctrl + C) and by the time I logged on to my blog, I forgot which blog I took it from!
too funny! I stole it for my blog too!
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