Thursday, April 9, 2009

You Found My Blog HOW?! Part 8

Ask and you shall receive! These are EXACT words people typed into a search engine to end up on my blog... and then my thoughts are below. Which one is your favorite?

four year old child wants me to feed him
(Yes, most 4 year old children do enjoy eating from time to time)

are downs syndrome children happy
(Yes. Unless you tick them off. Then you better watch out!)

can you give me an idea of any sort of things he likes (for example any favorite superheros, crafts, activities or sports he likes?)
(I think I'm going to need a little more information before I can complete this request)

thank you for being my friend
(Umm.. you're welcome?)

special k band
(SEE they're big already! LOL)

day 26 my
(WHAT?! Don't leave me hangin!)

the starfish poem with woman and
(and?! and?! You're killin me over here!)

i've had it with my neighbor's kids
(Join the club!)

downsyndrome people want wishes granted too
(Umm... sounds like you need a fairy godmother!)

im 30 what do i do with my life
(If you figure it out, let me know!)

name all wilma rudolph's cousins
(Fred, Barney, Betty... oh wait, that's another stone-age family.)

what causes cheeks to get red and hot in a 48 year old woman
(A 47 year old man?)

don't bring home to mama first ill give my name then ill give my numba
(I'm thinking this is a song. If not, go back to grammar class!)

why did my test come back positive for down syndrome?
(maybe because your baby has Down syndrome... but if it was an AFP test it's probably wrong.)

he is my special
(son? father? husband? brother? You REALLY need to stop torturing me like this!)

addicted to special k cereal
(I guess there could be worse things!)

"she looks so much older than"
(ME!!! hahahaha)

is goofy a dog or cow
(The age old question... it's right up there with "what is the meaning of life". he's a DOG!)

high school iep meeting
(OH please let me get through the kindergarten one first!)

i'm sick today
(I'm sorry)

freaking phone
(I know, right?!)

strawberries itch
(so scratch them!)

i need help with littlest pet shop i put all my sign in in but it wont let me have my pet it just brings me to the addoption center and i typed in my code it say it has alredy ben taken
(Can you believe that WHOLE sentence fit in the google search bar? Seriously!)

10 comments:

Lacia said...

LOL

And for the record...Goofy is a COW! If he's a dog, how come he can walk and talk like a person (or like Mickey Mouse in this case) yet Pluto, who IS a dog, can't walk and talk? He just acts like a dog?

Jacki said...

OK, and you found this out how????
LOL

Fielding J. Hurst said...

I think I have googled the Goofy issue before. It's complicated by the fact that Pluto is Goofy's dog. A dog with a dog? Somehow, a cow with a dog makes much more sense.

marsha :o) said...

YAY! Thanks Renee for doing this for me. It made my day!

I am tied for my 2 favorite ones. Your response to them is what is making them ny favorite:
what causes cheeks to get red and hot in a 48 year old woman
(A 47 year old man?)
four year old child wants me to feed him
(Yes, most 4 year old children do enjoy eating from time to time)

Courtney said...

a cow...really?
I have heard mouse, cat, horse....but cow?
They might as well have said Chicken.

Shannon @ Gabi's World said...

I just love the answer you gave to the one that asked what makes cheeks red and hot in a 48 yr old woman. I could've peed my pants on that one!!

Crystal said...

OMG almost peed my pants at the 48yr old woman..

Lea White said...

Oh that is so much fun! Mine is so boring.

Lea White
http://whitesinnz.blogspot.com

Jeanette said...

I like "what causes red cheeks in a 48 year old man?" Great answer!

JoJo said...

I liked your response to "are downs syndrome children happy (yes. unless you tick them off. then you better watch out!)"
That reminds me so much of my son. He's mr. happy go lucky until he gets mad. LOL! :)