A morning laugh...

Well,
A  Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each  other,

And finally they got married, and  had a little sweet
Potato, which  they
Called
'Yam.'

Of course, they  wanted the best for Yam.

When it was  time, they told her about the facts
Of  life.

They warned her about going
Out  and getting
Half-baked, so she wouldn't get  accidentally mashed, and
Get a bad name for  herself like 'Hot Potato,' and
End up with a  bunch of tater tots.

Yam said not to  worry, no Spud would get
Her into the sack  and make a rotten potato out of  her!


But on the other hand she  wouldn't stay home and become aCouch Potato  either.

She would get plenty of exercise  so as not to be skinny like her shoestring  cousins.

When she went off to
Europe ,  Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam
To watch  out
For the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and  the greasy guys from France called the French  fries. 

And
When she went out West,  to
Watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't  get scalloped..


Yam said she would  stay on the straight and
Narrow and wouldn't  associate with
Those high class Yukon Golds,  or the ones from the other side of the tracks  who advertise their trade on all
The trucks  that say,
'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And
Mrs.  Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's
Potato   University ) so that when she graduated she'd  really be in the Chips.

But in spite of  all they did for
Her, one-day Yam came  home
And announced she was
Going to marry  Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!


Mr.  And
Mrs.
Potato were very  upset.


They told Yam she  couldn't
Possibly marry Tom Brokaw because  he's just.......

Are you
Ready for  this?



Are
You  sure?

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Here  it is!
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